Romp of the Unicorn.
Don't let haters stop you from doin yo thang.
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keep on doing ya thang

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imagine if someone liked me romantically oh my god

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So im feeling pretty fly cuz my phone keeps lighting up, but its only to say i have low battery. why does no one reply to my hilarious and constant texts?

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whathefucktate: Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

whathefucktate:

Whoever says gay people shouldn’t have children, look at this picture and go fuck yourself.

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yes, you are doing that right

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so ah, this is a tub full of puppies.

so ah, this is a tub full of puppies.

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kittiezandtittiez: eating too

kittiezandtittiez:

eating too

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His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

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